Showing posts with label Liberal Logic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Liberal Logic. Show all posts

Monday, July 22, 2019

Leftists Blast Ivanka Trump For...Getting A Dog?

Wait, what?
Ivanka Trump recently bought her daughter a little puppy for her birthday. Naturally, being a loving parent whose kids are the center of her world, Ivanka Trump felt the need to announce their newest family member on social media.
Leftists immediately began attacking Ivanka Trump for buying her daughter every child's dream gift.

Because the dog was white.

I wish I was joking.



I am, quite literally, at a loss for words.

Seriously, what in the hell is wrong with these people? You didn't see conservatives complaining when Obama bought a black dog and named him Bo.

Mostly we just wondered whether it was a pet or Thanksgiving dinner...
Leftists are not rational people. The fact that they were triggered because Ivanka Trump dared to buy a white dog proves this.

Get help people. Now.

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Leftists Use Active Shooter In Rockford, IL To Push Gun Control


Earlier today police and U.S. marshals attempted to serve Floyd Brown with an arrest warrant for attempted murder in Rockford, IL. Brown was staying at the Extended Day America hotel on North Bell School Road. Brown allegedly opened fire on the officers hitting a McHenry County sheriff's deputy in the head.

The deputy who was shot has since died of his injuries. Floyd Brown then led police on a chase that exceeded speeds of 100 mph until his vehicle spun out on I-55 in Logan County between Springfield and Bloomington. As of this writing Brown is holed up inside his car on the highway, which is shut down in both directions. Police describe him as "contained but not in custody."

All in all this is a horrible situation involving a man whose criminal record stretches back over 20 years to at least 1997. In fact, Brown was wanted on multiple Illinois county warrants. Local authorities have said that Floyd Brown faced 20-80 years for first degree attempted murder on the warrant that officers attempted to serve him this morning.

Naturally, Leftists are going to use this moment to push their rabid gun control agenda.
Multiple news outlets are reporting on this situation. Zero of them have stated that Floyd Brown is using a Kevlar vest with armor penetrating ammo.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a real mental illness, people.
Only the second shooting in Illinois this month? I guess Chicago doesn't count.
Floyd Brown's criminal record started in 1997 as far as we know. We had an assault weapons ban in this country for a good portion Brown's criminal career.

How exactly would gun control have stopped what happened today? 

Monday, March 4, 2019

Democrats Gear Up To Investigate Fake News


Democrats and the Left have long failed to take Fake News seriously. They've derided and insulted President Trump for using the term. Democrats insist that all journalists are hard-working, honest individuals. Rather than peddling lies and slander, the media simply speaks truth to power.

Even when the media outright lies it's nothing more than a journalistic "oopsie." According to the Democrats at least.

Now, though, it seems Democrats are finally taking the scourge of Fake News seriously. House Judiciary Committe Chairman Jerry Nadler has announced that Democrats will begin investigating the scourge that is Fake News.

Don't get too excited, though. I'll tell you why this Democrat investigation of Fake News probably isn't what you think it will be.



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Monday, November 12, 2018

The Parkland Shooter Is Now A Broward County Voter


We may have finally found definitive proof that Broward County is, in fact, one massive dumpster fire.

Andrew Pollack, the conservative activist whose daughter Meadow was killed by Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz, discovered that the Parkland shooter had been registered to vote in Broward County. Cruz's registration was part of a voter drive by none other than Broward County Sheriff Israel himself back in July.

Nikolas Cruz's voter information had been posted on the Broward County Supervisor of Elections' website, although it had been taken down Saturday afternoon.

As I said, just more proof that Broward County is a literal dumpster fire.
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Sunday, November 11, 2018

Michael Avenatti Accuses Tucker Carlson Of Assault


Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti is at it again. The one-time defender of Stormy Daniels and liar Julie Swetnick revealed to the world that he is currently investigating Fox News personality Tucker Carlson for an alleged assault against a gay latino immigrant at a country club in Virginia. Avenatti even released a video of the alleged assault which proves...not much actually.

Tucker Carlson responded with his own statement about exactly what the incident that was recorded involved...and it had nothing to do with Tucker assaulting anyone.

I'll tell you why Michael Avenatti might want to sit this one out on today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio.
Stormy Daniels is a complete and utter failure who has to pay Trump's legal bills.

Julie Swetnick is a liar who has been referred for criminal prosecution (along with Mr. Avenatti).

It ain't easy being a creepy porn lawyer!

The Hill has Tucker Carlson's response to Michael Avenatti's allegations of assault. I have to admit he's far more restrained than I could ever be in a similar situation.

Here are Michael Avenatti's tweets:

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Friday, November 9, 2018

Is Joy Behar Stupid Or Just Plain Evil?


Joy Behar managed to sound pretty darn stupid on The View Wednesday morning. In an interview with Matthew Dowd Joy Behar insisted that Democrats lost in the Senate because of gerrymandering. Evidently Joy believes it is possible to gerrymander an entire state in order to affect the outcome of a state-wide election.

Again, pretty darn stupid.

However, Dowd also mentioned that Democrats had won the "popular vote" in the 2018 midterm elections. This "popular vote" in the Senate and the House simply does not exist. Dowd's comments got me thinking, though.

Was Joy Behar really being stupid, or was she just being evil?
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What's With This Senate Popular Vote Crap?

Today on Trigger Warning Radio...
The stupidest thing to come out of Tuesday's 2018 midterm elections isn't the GOP losing the House to Nancy Pelosi and her ilk. It's this talk from Democrats about the so-called "Senate popular vote" and "House popular vote." 

Neither of these things actually exist, but they're being used by Democrats to explain how they managed to pick up the House while losing the Senate.

I'll try and break down this weapons-grade stupidity.

I'll also tell you exactly why this "Senate popular vote" narrative has suddenly gained traction.
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Thursday, September 20, 2018

Stormy Daniels Dishes About Trump's Mushroom Kingdom


Stormy Daniels has a new book coming out October 1 called "Full Disclosure." Daniels decided to release a few of the more salacious excerpts from her book detailing the supposed tryst she had with President Trump back in 2007. In these excerpts Stormy talks about her feelings about her night with Trump. The passages where she described Trump's...erm...Mushroom Kingdom were of particular interest to Leftists across the country.

I'll tell you exactly how sick I'm going to be on today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio.
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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Hillary Clinton Says Trump Will Fire Everyone After Midterms


Hillary Clinton claimed that President Trump is getting ready to "wholesale fire people" after the midterm elections in November. Clinton made this astounding claim during an interview with America's favorite "female" MSNBC host, Rachel Maddow.

It's a man, baby!
Hillary Clinton made the claim that Trump is almost uncontrollable and nearly unaccountable as things stand right now. After the midterms Clinton claims that Trump will be even more uncontrollable and unaccountable as he fires people who he believes are "undermining him" and "disagreeing with him."

Two thoughts come to mind.

First, it's nice to know that even Crooked Hillary herself believes that the Democrats' much vaunted "Blue Wave" is an electoral myth. The economy is stronger than it's been in years. We have more jobs than we have people to fill them for the first time in decades. Unemployment for Hispanics, blacks, women, youth and pretty much everyone else is at record lows. Consumer confidence is up. The stock market keeps hitting record highs despite the current trade war with China. The American people have more money in their pocket. We're closer than ever to actual peace with North Korea.

Given all that, how can people vote Democrat in November? While it's true we don't want to get complacent, I think all indications are we're looking at a Red Wave in November. Especially if Republicans can make it clear that all the peace and prosperity Trump has worked so hard for go away the second the Democrats take office. It's nice of Hillary to finally acknowledge that.

Second, how is the wholesale firing of Deep State cronies and career bureaucrats a bad thing? A government cannot function properly if large portions of it are actively working against the will of the people. That's exactly what the uncivil servants of the Deep State are doing. They disagree with the half of Americans that felt that President Trump best represented their interests. That's not democracy. That's a banana republic. We should have gotten rid of them a long time ago.

Again, it's nice of Hillary Clinton to advocate for continued Republican dominance of all branches of government. This is probably the first time I've ever agreed with her on anything.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The US Coast Guard Caves To SJW Outrage


I was struggling what to cover for today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio when a simple, ten second clip from MSNBC landed in my lap. US Coast Guard Commanding Officer Capt. John Reed was giving an interview in Charleston, SC, on Friday on the Trump administration's response to Hurricane Florence. This short video managed to trigger the hell out of Leftists across social media.

It wasn't what Capt. Reed said that enraged them, however.

It was what one of his team members behind him did that sent the Left into fits of apoplectic rage.

I'll tell you what happened and how the Coast Guard responded to the social justice outrage.
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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Leftist Professor Shoots Himself To Protest Trump


Last month a sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada, one Mark J. Bird, was charged with discharging a gun in a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property. The charges stemmed from a shooting in which Professor Bird walked into an on-campus bathroom and shot himself in the arm in order to protest President Trump.

Wait...what???

You read that correctly. Professor Mark J. Bird, a sociology professor at CSN since 1993, walked into a bathroom and shot himself in the arm. Because Trump.

Bird had also taped a $100 bill to the mirror with a note that read "for the janitor," which is an oddly considerate action for someone who is obviously completely insane.

What was the thought process here? How do you get from "Trump is a bad president" to "you know...shooting myself in the arm would be an awesome way to protest President Trump's agenda!"

This man wasn't just driving the crazy train. He jackknifed it off a bridge and into the rocky crevasse below, killing everyone on board.

But Trump is the crazy one.

Yeah...

Monday, September 10, 2018

Barack Obama's Back, Baby!

Former President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at a Democrat event in Anaheim, CA, last week. During his long, boring speech Obama saw fit to insult Americans, insult President Trump, and attempt to take credit for Trump's economic accomplishments. That worked out about as well as one could expect.

Democrats across America were positively orgasmic over Obama returning to the American political stage. They're convinced that Obama entering the fray will ensure this much-prophesied Blue Wave in November.

I'll tell you why they may not want to start celebrating just yet on today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio.
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Nike: I Meme


Nike's stock took a huge hit when they signed Colin Kaepernick as their new spokesman. The company lost nearly $2 billion almost before the ink on Kaepernick's contract had dried. Perhaps even worse, Nike's favorability ratings with its key demographics cratered with the announcement of their new "Just Do It" campaign.

Luckily for us Nike's Internet stock is still going strong. Enterprising memesters of all ages and races continue to blast Nike with the level of snark we've come to expect from the Internet.

Today I present to you another collection of even more dank Nike memes for you to enjoy.
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Sunday, September 9, 2018

Happy Anniversary, Deplorables!

My basket of deplorables is THIS big!

Today is an auspicious day for deplorables across the nation. Sunday, September 9, 2018, marks the second anniversary of Hillary Clinton labeling over 65 million people in this country as "deplorable." The speech in which she talked about putting normal, working-class Americans into a "basket of deplorables," galvanized President Trump's base. Those of us who supported then-candidate Trump took Crooked Hillary's insult and made it our own.

Naturally, President Trump felt it was necessary to mark this momentous anniversary with what is probably his most epic troll to date.
Proud deplorables across the nation celebrated with the president.





Leftists, however, were less enthusiastic, and showed the world that they still haven't gotten over Hillary Clinton losing to an amateur.



You know who I see talking about racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.?

Leftists.

You know who isn't worrying about any of those things?

Deplorables. 

That's an excellent point.

Here's my counter:
Awful lot of red on that map...

Oh, that reminds me, I'm almost out of toilet paper! 



Aww, how cute. They still think Mueller's going to save them!



This coming from someone whose username is "This Grandma Hates Trump."

Okay, sweetie.


Oh don't worry, honey. We're definitely voting stupid out of office. Starting in November with the rest of the Democrat globalist resisters.

Pictured: Trump in December, 2018.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Leftists Are STILL Butt Hurt Over Merrick Garland!



Remember Merrick Garland? Leftists were pretty upset when Mitch McConnell failed to even give Obama's last SCOTUS nominee a hearing just before the 2016 election. Well, the specter of Merrick Garland reared its ugly head again as Leftists invoked his name in bashing GOP "hypocrisy" on the Brett Kavanaugh hearing. Leftists were so angry they sent "Merrick Garland" trending earlier this afternoon on Twitter.

 I think it's fair to say they're still really pissed off about that. In fact, I've put together a compilation of butt hurt Leftists for today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio.
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Leftists Disrupt Brett Kavanaugh's #SCOTUS Hearing


The fireworks started early in the confirmation hearing for President Trump's latest Supreme Court pick, Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats had originally planned to walk out from the confirmation hearing en masse as a protest against President Trump. Instead, however, Democrats decided to disrupt the hearing and attempted to shout down Senator Chuck Grassley as he attempted to begin the proceedings. The event was capped off with several raucous protesters being escorted from the hearing.

 I'll tell you why this display of Leftist insanity is the best thing that could have happened to Republicans on today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio.
Show Notes
  1. Democrats and protesters disrupted the opening moments of Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing.
    1. Democrats had talked about walking out.
  2. Play the video
  3. Senator John Cornyn blasted Democrats for promoting mob rule.
    1. Play Cornyn's response
  4. Why this is a good thing.
    1. Democrats came off as unhinged and desperate.
      1. Little to no regard for the rules of the Senate.
    2. Senator Grassley was calm and patient.
    3. Brett Kavanaugh took it well.
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Saturday, May 19, 2018

Leftists Exploit The Dead Kids Of Santa Fe High School



A degenerate subhuman animal walked into Santa Fe High School in Texas, killed ten people, and injured ten others. The Left immediately pounced on the tragedy in an effort to exploit it for political gain.

 Absolutely disgusting.

 I spend today's episode of Trigger Warning Radio raking the Left over the coals for their hypocrisy:
Show Notes
  1. A brief rundown of the massacre at Santa Fe High School
  2. The Left rushes in screeching about how we need gun control now!
    1. No law can prevent a mass shooting.
  3. Leftists have lost all moral credibility regarding gun control.
    1. Claim to respect life, yet 24 hours earlier they were defending MS-13.
    2. Claim to want "common sense solutions" for gun violence, yet they ignore voices actually proposing common sense solutions for gun safety.
  4. Children will continue to die until we are able to have a serious discussion on school safety.
    1. Focus must be on protecting students, not punishing law-abiding citizens.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Make America Great Again Triggers Maxine Waters

What do you think of when you hear "make America great again?" If you're like the Americans who voted for President Trump, or the 60% that approve of the direction the country is heading, the slogan conjures up images of a prosperous and free country where men and women of all ages and races can follow their dreams.

 If you're Maxine Waters, you think it's a racist message spoken by the adherents of the white supremacist creed spouted by Literally Hitler in order to keep you and your people oppressed.

 Rep. Mike Kelly spoke those hateful words "make America great again" during the course of a rather lively debate on the House floor last week. The Scream Queen Maxine Waters didn't like that one bit, and her resulting meltdown would put the rage of an autistic toddler to shame.

Let's watch:
My fervent wish is that the Democrats decide to put Maxine Waters on the ticket for 2020. The sheer insanity of it would ensure a landslide victory of epic proportions...for President Trump that is.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Ambassador Richard Grenell Triggers A German Reporter



President Donald Trump made the decision to withdraw the United States from the awful Iran deal that Obama had "negotiated" back in 2015. President Trump has also indicated that a harsh new round of sanctions similar to those imposed on North Korea may be incoming for Iran. The American ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell took to Twitter yesterday to warn German companies about these incoming sanctions. Grenell also provided some helpful advice for German companies that were currently doing business in Iran.
Sage advice for those who want to do business with a country who has repeatedly violated not only Obama's Iran deal but also the sovereignty of its neighbors in a bid for regional hegemony.
 
That didn't sit well with Sebastian Fischer of Spiegel Online, however, who tweeted his distaste for such advice.
With all due respect, Herr Fischer, Ambassador Grenell wasn't making that call. Ambassador Grenell took it upon himself to warn German companies about the impending sanctions against Iran. These sanctions would target any company that does business with the despotic regime. This could possibly include German companies as well. Hence the polite suggestion that these companies get out of Iran before they are hit with massive penalties.

The rest of Twitter, it seems, understood Grenell's tweet as a strong suggestion rather than an order. Trump supporters from around the world took the opportunity to call Fischer out on his ridiculous tweet.
Actually 1941 through 1945, but the sentiment is appreciated.
Generally, it's a safe assumption that journalists lack all basic knowledge to function in the real world. That's why their journalists, after all.

You know what the best part of President Trump nuking Obama's Iran deal is? All of these triggered Leftists across the world that think they know how to conduct U.S. diplomacy better than we do.

Their tears are delicious.

So sweet...


April Ryan Says Melania Trump Isn't Culturally American



First Lady Melania Trump debuted her "Be Best" initiative earlier this week. The program has the admirable goal of reducing bullying among children both online and offline. "Be Best" also marks the First Lady's first official initiative.

Naturally, CNN contributor April Ryan decided to attack Melania Trump for daring to try to make the world a better place.
A couple of things here.

First, we've been constantly told that President Trump cyberbullies everyone he meets. Trump is such a cyber bully he'll bully people he hasn't even met yet. Each and every Trump tweet leaves behind scores of bullied people in its wake. Trump's tweeting is so bad it should be considered a war crime! That's what we've been told since Trump first announced his campaign for President of the United States of America.

Who exactly has Trump bullied? That disabled reporter he (allegedly) made fun of during the campaign? The reporter started attacking Trump first as I recall. Plus that was live and in-person, not over the Internet. Bullying itself something that's habitual or repeated. Trump's mocking of that reporter was a one-time thing.

Ted Cruz's wife? You might recall Trump's attacks on Heidi Cruz's looks at a particularly tense moment during the Republican primary. Again, however, it was Donald Trump responding to attacks on his wife from a pro-Cruz super PAC. Attacks which, by the way, went on for weeks before they were finally denounced by Ted Cruz and his campaign.

John McCain? Senator McCain may have served in Vietnam and endured years of torture, but McCain used up any goodwill he had among conservatives long ago. John McCain's status as a war hero counts for exactly nothing today. Ask any red state voter what they think about John McCain and they'll simply spit on the ground and walk away.

Again, John McCain is the one who began attacking Donald Trump during the campaign. McCain has also positioned himself squarely against President Trump and his agenda because...well nobody really knows why. Maybe the tumor ravaging McCain's brainpan ate up what little common sense he had left. Perhaps he's just an ignorant, mean old cuss who spends his free time screaming at kids to get off his damn lawn. The only reason anyone on the Right is being nice to him is that he's dying. John McCain will be forgotten as soon as he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Does President Trump bully the millions of butthurt Leftists who have to look at his tweets every day? Sorry snowflakes, but being constantly reminded of what a loser your First Woman President is does not qualify as being bullied. Put on your big girl panties, suck it up, and move on with your lives.

Any logical person who looks at the facts will realize that Trump isn't the bully in this picture. Trump is the one being bullied. Each and every day President Trump is forced to endure constant attacks on his character, his intelligence, and even his family. No one Trump loves is safe from the wrath of the bullies on the Left, not even Trump's young son Barron. Trump isn't one to submit to bullies, however, and he gives just as good as he gets. That's what gets under the skin of bullies like April Ryan.

The second point I want to bring up here is April Ryan's vile attack against Melania Trump. Melania has been in this country for over 20 years. She became a permanent resident in 2001, and a naturalized citizen in 2006. Melania Trump is an immigrant who came to America, built herself up from nothing, and became the First Lady of the United States. Plus, Melania married rich. What part of her personal story is not American enough for Ms. Ryan?

Then there's the implication that the fact that Melania Trump didn't grow up in America means she can't really understand a complex issue such as cyberbullying. There's an attempt to backtrack, of course, by framing it as an international issue, but the implication is still there. The idea that one cannot understand an issue from an American perspective without having lived in America their whole lives is incredibly dismissive and insulting to every immigrant in this country. Legal immigrants such as Melania have made every effort to assimilate into American culture and make this country their home. To dismiss them as unable to understand America because they may not have grown up here is the height of smug Leftist elitism.

I would say I'm disappointed, but why should I expect anything different?

After all, this...is CNN.

Jennifer Rubin: Burn Republicans, Leave No Survivors

  Jennifer Rubin has thrown herself behind her new role as a left wing provocateur. The "conservative" has spent the last four yea...